• bro 1: let me give you a blowjob
  • bro 2: no bro thats gay
  • bro 1: bro
  • bro 1: its a metaphor

derseking:

peaches-geldof:

why do all the grunge blogs use these

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are they like medals to show how much you’ve grunged

soft grunge gym badges

  • Kid: Yeah give me a pack of Marlboro Reds.
  • Cashier: Are you 18?
  • Kid: It's okay, they're a metaphor.

“I could have every single part of your body pressed against mine and I’d still say ‘pull me closer’.”

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